Last night, Dave had one too many drinks at the bar. This morning, still a bit tipsy, he strolled into his regular coffee shop. With his shirt half – untucked and one shoe missing, he didn’t even notice. He walked up to the counter, gave the barista a big, goofy …
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A police officer pulled over an elderly woman named Margaret for speeding. She rolled down her window, flashing a sweet smile. “Ma’am, do you know how fast you were going?” the officer asked. Margaret squinted at him, “Oh, honey, at my age, I don’t bother with the speedometer. I just …
An elderly woman named Margaret was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. Read More
🎂 Age, Weight… and an F in What?! A mom is driving her daughter to a playdate when the little girl suddenly asks, “Mommy, how old are you?” “Honey, you should never ask a lady her age,” the mom replies. “It’s not polite.” “Okay… then how much do you weigh?” …
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A man wandering through the scorching Sahara, desperate for water, spots something in the distance. Hopeful, he stumbles toward it—only to find an old Jewish man sitting at a table, selling neckties. “Please,” the man gasps, “I’m dying of thirst. Do you have any water?” “I don’t have water,” the …
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A distinguished lady on a flight from Switzerland found herself sitting next to a kind-looking priest. “Father, may I ask you for a favor?” she whispered. “Of course, my child. How can I help?” he replied. “I bought an expensive, high-tech hair remover, but I’m way over my duty-free limit. …
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A woman arrives at the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter greets her with a smile. “These are the gates to Heaven,” he says, “but before you enter, you must do one simple thing.” Excited, she asks, “What do I need to do?” “Just spell any four-letter word,” St. Peter replies. …
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1️⃣ The Man Who Stayed Faithful… and Regretted It Three men arrive at Heaven’s gates. The angel tells them, “Your ride across the bridge to Heaven depends on how faithful you were in your last relationship.” 🚗 First guy: “I was with my wife for 5 years… cheated 3 times.” …
Three men are outside Heaven’s gates waiting to be go to through Heaven. Read More
One day, a woman was out playing golf when she hit her ball into the woods. As she went searching for it, she stumbled upon a frog trapped in a small cage. The frog, looking up at her, said, “If you release me from this trap, I’ll grant you three …
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One day, my 3-year-old daughter came up to me and asked, “Mommy, where does poo come from?” I figured the best way to explain it to her was in simple terms, so I said, “Well, you just had breakfast, right?” She nodded. “Okay, so the food goes in your mouth …
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A wealthy old man was lying on his deathbed when he realized—he’d never made a will! So, he immediately called his lawyer to draft one. The next day, the lawyer arrived, and the old man said, “I want 25% of my money to go to charity. After all, I’ve enjoyed …
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