A distinguished lady on a flight from Switzerland found herself sitting next to a kind-looking priest. “Father, may I ask you for a favor?” she whispered. “Of course, my child. How can I help?” he replied. “I bought an expensive, high-tech hair remover, but I’m way over my duty-free limit. …
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A woman arrives at the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter greets her with a smile. “These are the gates to Heaven,” he says, “but before you enter, you must do one simple thing.” Excited, she asks, “What do I need to do?” “Just spell any four-letter word,” St. Peter replies. …
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1️⃣ The Man Who Stayed Faithful… and Regretted It Three men arrive at Heaven’s gates. The angel tells them, “Your ride across the bridge to Heaven depends on how faithful you were in your last relationship.” ? First guy: “I was with my wife for 5 years… cheated 3 times.” …
Three men are outside Heaven’s gates waiting to be go to through Heaven. Read More
One day, a woman was out playing golf when she hit her ball into the woods. As she went searching for it, she stumbled upon a frog trapped in a small cage. The frog, looking up at her, said, “If you release me from this trap, I’ll grant you three …
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One day, my 3-year-old daughter came up to me and asked, “Mommy, where does poo come from?” I figured the best way to explain it to her was in simple terms, so I said, “Well, you just had breakfast, right?” She nodded. “Okay, so the food goes in your mouth …
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A wealthy old man was lying on his deathbed when he realized—he’d never made a will! So, he immediately called his lawyer to draft one. The next day, the lawyer arrived, and the old man said, “I want 25% of my money to go to charity. After all, I’ve enjoyed …
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Father Murphy’s Pub Lesson ? Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal and spots a man at the bar.“Do you want to go to heaven?” he asks.“Of course, Father,” the man replies.“Then leave this pub right now!” He turns to another man. “Do you want to go to heaven?”“Certainly, …
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Billy Bob’s “Genius” Truck-Selling Plan Billy Bob was desperate to sell his old truck. Problem was, that rust bucket had 250,000 miles on it, and nobody wanted to touch it. One day at work, he vented to his buddy at Walmart. His friend leaned in and said, “Well… there’s a …
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The Panty War of Suburbia For weeks, my neighbor’s undies had been stealing the show—right outside my 8-year-old son’s window. When he innocently asked if her thongs were slingshots, I knew I had to put an end to this panty parade. Ah, suburbia! Where the biggest battles aren’t fought over …
My Neighbor Kept Hanging out Her Panties Right in Front of My Son’s Window – So I Taught Her a Real Lesson Read More
A Heartwarming Tale of Love and Secrets ❤️✨ Meet Harold and Edna, a devoted couple who have shared an incredible 60 years of marriage. They’ve talked about everything and kept no secrets—except for one little shoebox that Edna tucked away in her closet. She always told Harold never to open …
An elderly couple, Harold and Edna, had been married for over 60 years. Read More