At bedtime, I tucked my 5-year-old daughter in and asked, “What was your favorite present today?” She thought for a second, then smiled. “Spending the whole day with you, Mommy.” My heart completely melted—until she burst into giggles. “Haha, just kidding! It was the Lego cupcake set!” I couldn’t help …
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A soldier, out of breath, ran up to a nun. “Please, may I hide under your skirt? I’ll explain later.” The nun hesitated but nodded. Moments later, two Military Police officers ran up. “Sister, have you seen a soldier?” The nun pointed down the road. “He went that way.” Once …
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A little boy wanted a bike for Christmas. His mom, short on cash, told him, “Why don’t you write to Jesus? Promise to be a good boy, and maybe He’ll get you one.” So, the kid sat down to write: “Dear Jesus, I promise to be good for a year…” …
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94-year-old Grandma Ethel walks into a church and heads straight for the confession booth. She sits down, and the priest greets her, “Welcome, my child. What would you like to confess?” Ethel clears her throat. “Father, last night, I went out with a 22-year-old man. He took me to dinner, …
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A newlywed couple had just returned from their honeymoon, and the young bride was eager to call her mom, who lived a couple of hours away. “How did everything go?” her mom asked, excited to hear about their romantic getaway. The bride sighed deeply and began, “Oh, mother, the honeymoon …
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A new female secretary was helping her boss set up his computer. She asked him what password he wanted to use to log in. Trying to get a rise out of her and show who’s in charge, he smugly said, “Enter ‘weapon.’” Without missing a beat, she typed it in. …
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A Father’s Love: The Transformative Power of Change Life is full of decisions — some small, some life-changing. And while we often make choices for ourselves, we sometimes forget the ripple effects they can have on those we love most. One of the most profound decisions is the impact on …
24-Yr-Old New Father Vows To Have Tattoos Removed For The Sake Of His Daughter Read More
A man driving by a farm spotted a big, healthy cow and decided he had to have it. ? Man: “I’ll give you $500 for that cow.”?? Farmer: “Sorry, he’s not for sale. He doesn’t look too good.”? Man: “He looks fine to me! How about $1,000?”?? Farmer: “Still not …
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The Hilarious Notes of a Wife and Husband’s Misunderstanding! A woman, fed up with her husband always coming home late, decided to leave him a note that read, “I’ve had enough and I’m leaving you. Don’t bother coming after me.”Then, she tucked herself under the bed, eager to see his …
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A Hilarious Case of “Pet Resurrection” and Unexpected Confessions! One day, a guy finds his dog holding his neighbor’s pet rabbit in its mouth. The rabbit is unfortunately dead, and panic sets in. Not wanting to face the consequences, he comes up with a brilliant idea—he bathes the rabbit, blow …
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