A man driving by a farm spotted a big, healthy cow and decided he had to have it.
? Man: “I’ll give you $500 for that cow.”
?? Farmer: “Sorry, he’s not for sale. He doesn’t look too good.”
? Man: “He looks fine to me! How about $1,000?”
?? Farmer: “Still not for sale. He doesn’t look too good.”
? Man: “Alright, $1,500! Final offer!”
?? Farmer: “Well… if you want him that bad, he’s yours.”
The man takes the cow home, only to storm back the next day furious.
? Man: “Hey! You sold me a blind cow!”
?? Farmer: shrugs “Told ya… he didn’t look too good.” ?♂️
? LOL! Hope this gave you a good laugh!
? The Naming Game ??
On a farm, a momma cow had four calves.
? Calf #1: “Momma, why is my name Rose?”
?? Momma Cow: “Because, sweetie, a rose petal fell on your head when you were born.”
? Calf #2: “Momma, why am I called Lily?”
?? Momma Cow: “Because a lily petal landed on your head when you were born.”
? Calf #3: “Momma, why did you name me Daisy?”
?? Momma Cow: “Because a daisy petal fell on your head when you were born.”
? Calf #4: “Huh Ruh Buh Duh!!!”
?? Momma Cow: “Hush, Cinderblock.” ?
? Hope this made you smile! Have a fantastic day!
