The Sunday School Surprise
So, I matched with someone on a dating app who didn’t have a profile picture. Desperate for something different, I thought, “Why not take a chance?”
When we met, I was floored. She was 5’2″, with baby blue eyes, strawberry blonde hair, and all the right curves. Totally not what I expected.
Naturally, I asked her what she did for a living. She said, “I teach Sunday school.”
I’d never dated a Christian girl before, but hey, I was intrigued. On the drive to dinner, I lit a cigarette and asked if she wanted one.
“Oh, heavens no,” she replied, “What would I tell my Sunday school children?”
Fair enough, I thought. Different strokes for different folks.
At the restaurant, I ordered steak, she got lobster, and I chose the second-most expensive bottle of wine. When the wine arrived, she declined a glass.
“You don’t drink?” I asked, surprised.
She shook her head. “Oh, heavens no, what would I tell my Sunday school children?”
The dinner went great, but I still couldn’t figure her out. On the drive back, I passed a cheap motel and thought, “Why not take a chance?”
“Want to get a room and fool around?” I asked, nervously.
She winked and said, “I thought you’d never ask!”
I was totally shocked. “Really? What are you going to tell your Sunday school children about this?”
With a mischievous grin, she replied, “The same thing I tell them every week: You don’t have to smoke or drink to have a good time!”
Hope that gave you a good laugh! Dating can be a wild ride, but sometimes the misadventures are the most fun.
A married couple is driving along a highway
A married couple is cruising down the highway at a steady 40 mph. The husband is behind the wheel, calm and focused.
Out of nowhere, his wife turns to him and says in a clear, firm voice:
“I know we’ve been married for over twenty years, but I want a divorce.”
No reaction. He just stares at the road ahead.
His foot presses down slightly—45 mph.
She continues, unfazed.
“And don’t bother trying to talk me out of it. I’ve been having an affair… with your best friend. And honestly? He’s a better lover than you.”
Still no response. His hands just grip the wheel tighter.
50 mph.
Feeling bold, she pushes her luck:
“I want the house.”
55 mph.
“And the car.”
60 mph.
“Oh, and I’ll be taking the bank accounts, credit cards… and the boat!”
The car drifts toward the edge of the road, heading straight for a massive concrete bridge.
Her confidence wavers. She glances at him nervously.
“Aren’t you gonna say anything? Is there anything YOU want?”
Finally, in a calm, quiet voice, he replies:
“Nope. I’ve got everything I need.”
She scoffs. “Oh really? And what’s that?”
He turns to her with a smug smile—
…just before they slam into the wall at 65 mph.
“The airbag.”
😂 Hope this gave you a laugh! Drive safe! 🚗💨
