Impressive!!!! That’s quite a story,’ says one of the men.
The four of them sipped their Martini and couldn’t help but notice seven other people at the end of the bar who didn’t have drinks in front of them and hadn’t ordered anything all the time they were there.
One man points to the seven at the end of the bar without drinking and asks the bartender, ‘What’s with them?’
The bartender says, “Oh, they’re all grey nomads from the caravan park, waiting for happy hour when drinks are half price.’
LOL!!
Hope this joke makes you happy! Have a nice day!!
Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus.
The buses were running late, and a lot of time passed.
Finally, one woman turned to the other and said, “You know, I’ve been sitting here so long, my butt fell asleep!”
The other woman turned to her and said, “I know! I heard it snoring!”
