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A Surprising Date

I was scrolling through a dating app when I matched with someone who didn’t have a profile photo. Feeling adventurous and eager for something new, I decided to take a risk and meet her in person.

I didn’t have high expectations. Maybe she’d be a bit rough around the edges. But when I saw her, I was completely blown away. She was gorgeous—five foot two, with baby – blue eyes, strawberry – blonde hair, and a perfect figure.

I was so impressed that I asked her about her job. “I teach Sunday school,” she said. I’d never dated a Christian girl before, and I was really curious. On the way to the restaurant, I lit a cigarette and offered her one.

“Oh, goodness no,” she said. “What would I tell my Sunday school kids?” That made sense to me. Different people have different habits.

At the restaurant, I ordered steak, and she got lobster. I picked the second – most expensive bottle of wine on the menu. When the wine came, she didn’t want any. “You don’t drink?” I asked, shocked.

She shook her head. “Oh, no way. What would I tell my Sunday school kids?”

We had a great dinner and conversation, but I still couldn’t quite understand her. On the drive back, when we passed a budget motel, I thought, why not? “Do you want to get a room and have some fun?” I asked, feeling nervous.

She gave me a wink and said, “I was wondering when you’d ask!”

I was so surprised that I laughed and joked, “Really? What are you going to tell your Sunday school kids about this?”

She smiled playfully and said, “The same thing I tell them every week: You don’t have to smoke or drink to have a good time!”