Little Johnny’s Quick Wit
One day, a teacher wanted to test her students’ confidence with a tricky question.
She stood in front of the class and said, “If you think you’re not smart, please stand up.”
The room fell silent. Nobody moved. The students glanced at each other, unsure what to do.
After a long pause, Little Johnny slowly stood up.
Surprised, the teacher asked, “Johnny, do you really think you’re not smart?”
Johnny scratched his head and said, “No, ma’am. But I didn’t want you to be the only one standing!” 😆
LOL! Gotta love Johnny’s logic!
The Best Teacher Gift Ever 🎁
On the last day of kindergarten, all the kids brought gifts for their teacher.
The florist’s son handed her a box. She gave it a little shake and said, “I bet these are flowers!”
“That’s right!” the boy said excitedly.
Next, the candy store owner’s daughter gave her a present. The teacher shook it and said, “I bet this is a box of chocolates!”
“You got it!” the girl cheered.
Then came Little Johnny, the son of a liquor store owner. His gift was in a box that was leaking.
The teacher touched a drop with her finger and tasted it. “Hmm… is it wine?” she guessed.
“No,” Johnny said.
She tasted another drop. “Champagne?”
“Nope,” Johnny grinned.
“Alright, I give up. What is it?”
Johnny beamed. “A puppy!” 🐶🤣
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