As they waited, his mum leaned down and whispered, “When we get on the bus, I’ll buy a ticket for myself. If the driver asks, tell him you’re 5 so I don’t have to pay for you.”
Johnny nodded, though he didn’t fully understand why this was necessary.
When the bus arrived, they got on. Mum bought an adult return ticket to the town center, and the driver gave Johnny a friendly smile.
“What’s your name, young man?” the driver asked.
“I’m Johnny!” he answered proudly.
“And how old are you, Johnny?”
“I’m 5 years old,” Johnny replied confidently.
The driver laughed and asked, “And when will you be 6?”
Without missing a beat, Johnny grinned and said, “As soon as I get off the bus!”
So cute, right? Hope this joke makes you smile! Have a great day!
One afternoon, a little boy’s dad picked him up from school.
Knowing that the cast list for the school play was supposed to be posted that day, he asked his son if he had landed a role.
The little boy excitedly replied, “I got a part! I’m playing a man who’s been married for 20 years.”
“Wow, that’s great, son,” the dad said. “Keep it up, and soon enough, they’ll give you a speaking role.”
LOL!
