A brand-new Husband Store just opened in New York City, where women can go to pick out the perfect husband. But there’s a catch:
- You can only visit once.
- The higher the floor, the better the men get.
- But once you go up, you can’t go back down—only out the door.
So, a woman enters the store, excited to find her dream man. Here’s what she sees:
Floor 1 – These men have jobs.
Floor 2 – These men have jobs and love kids.
Floor 3 – These men have jobs, love kids, and are extremely good-looking.
Floor 4 – These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, and help with housework.
At this point, she can barely contain her excitement. But she keeps going.
Floor 5 – These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
Tempting… but she’s curious about Floor 6.
Floor 6 – Welcome! You are visitor #3,261,496,012. There are no men here. This floor exists to prove that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
Why Women Really Need a Husband 🤔
A woman visits a psychiatrist.
Woman: “I don’t want to marry. I’m educated, independent, and self-sufficient. But my parents keep pushing me. What should I do?”
Psychiatrist: “You will achieve great things in life. But some things will go wrong. Sometimes you’ll fail. Plans won’t always work out. Wishes will go unfulfilled. And when that happens, who will you blame? Yourself?”
Woman: “NO!!!”
Psychiatrist: “Exactly. That’s why you need a husband.”
The Driving Lesson 🍳🚗
A woman is cooking eggs when her husband rushes into the kitchen.
👨💼: “Be careful! CAREFUL! More butter! OH MY GOSH!”
👩🍳: “What?” (frantically grabs butter)
👨💼: “Too many eggs! Flip them! NOW! NOT LIKE THAT! Do you even know how to cook???”
👩🍳: (on the verge of tears) “What is WRONG with you?! I know how to cook eggs!”
Her husband suddenly smiles and says, “I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I’m driving with you in the car.”
And then he walks away. 😏
