After a long and exhausting day, a young woman finally found her seat on the train, hoping for a peaceful ride home.
She closed her eyes, ready to rest and unwind.
But her peaceful moment was short-lived. The man sitting next to her pulled out his phone and started talking loudly enough for everyone in the train car to hear.
“Hi, sweetheart, it’s John! I’m on the train,” he announced.
“Yes, I know it’s 6:30 and not 4:30, but I had a long meeting.”
“No, honey, I wasn’t with Cathy from Accounts—I was with the boss, I swear.”
“You’re the only one in my life. Yes, I’m sure, dear.”
The conversation dragged on for a full fifteen minutes, his voice filling the air and testing the patience of everyone around him.
Finally, the young woman couldn’t take it anymore. She leaned in close, then loudly spoke into his phone: “John, darling, hang up and come back to bed already.”
The entire train car burst into laughter, and John’s face turned bright red. He quickly hung up.
From that moment on, John never made another loud phone call in public.
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
A Pre-Wedding Secret
A young man and woman were about to get married, but both had a secret problem they hadn’t shared with anyone.
The man went to his father one day before the wedding and confessed his issue: his feet really smelled, no matter how much he washed them. He feared this would put his new bride off, so he needed a solution, and fast.
His father thought for a moment and finally said, “Wear socks all the time—even to bed—and wash your feet whenever you can.”
The son agreed and felt relieved.
Later that same day, the young woman approached her mother and admitted that her morning breath was horrendous.
Her mother reassured her, saying, “Everyone has bad morning breath.”
The young woman insisted, “This isn’t normal morning breath. It’s the worst in the world.”
After thinking about it, her mother came up with a clever idea.
“Get up earlier than everyone else, don’t say a word, make breakfast, then brush your teeth while the others are eating.”
The young woman smiled at the plan and ran off to prepare for the wedding, feeling relieved.
The couple married and were happy—he with his constant socks and she with her quiet mornings.
Then, one morning around 5:30 AM, the young man woke up and realized one of his socks was missing.
He began rustling through the bed looking for it, waking his wife in the process. Without thinking, she asked, “What’s wrong?”
With a shocked expression on his face, the young man gasped, “OH MY GOD! You’ve swallowed my sock!”
LOL!!
I hope this joke made you smile! Have a wonderful day!
