Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test.
The doctor asks the first man, “What is three times three?”
“274,” was his reply.The doctor says to the second man, “It’s your turn. What is three times three?”
“Tuesday,” replies the second man.
The doctor says to the third man, “Okay, your turn.
What’s three times three?”“Nine,” says the third man.
“That’s great!” says the doctor. “How did you get that?”
“Easy,” says the third man.
“I subtracted 274 from Tuesday.”
UNLUCKY HUSBANDS
Two women friends reunited after many years.
“Tell me,” one asked, “What happened to your son?”
“Oh, my poor son!” sighed the mother.
“His marriage is so unfortunate. He ended up with a girl who doesn’t lift a finger around the house. She spends all day in bed, either sleeping or lounging and reading. Can you believe he even brings her breakfast in bed?”
“That’s terrible,” said her friend. “And your daughter?”
“Ah, she’s so fortunate! She married an angel. He insists she doesn’t do anything around the house. Every morning, he brings her breakfast in bed. She can sleep as long as she wants and just relax all day.”
