An elderly couple had just figured out how to send text messages on their cell phones.
The wife, being the romantic, decided to send her husband a sweet message while out for coffee with a friend. She wrote:
“If you’re sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you’re laughing, send me your smile.
If you’re eating, send me a bite.
If you’re drinking, send me a sip.
If you’re crying, send me your tears.
I love you.”
Her husband, always practical and straightforward, replied:
“I’m on the toilet. Please advise.”
