An old, worn-out dog wandered into a man’s yard one afternoon. The dog looked well-cared-for, with a shiny collar and a full belly, which suggested he had a loving home.
The dog calmly walked up to the man, who gently patted his head. Then, without hesitation, the dog followed the man inside, made his way down the hallway, and curled up in the corner for a nap. About an hour later, he got up, went to the door, and the man let him out.
The next day, the dog showed up again. He greeted the man in the yard, walked inside, and resumed his spot in the hallway for another nap.
This went on for weeks, and the man, curious, attached a note to the dog’s collar one day: “I’d love to know who owns this sweet dog. Every afternoon, he comes by for a nap at my house.”
The following day, the dog returned with a note pinned to his collar: “He lives in a home with six kids, two of whom are under three years old. He’s just trying to catch up on his sleep. Can I come with him tomorrow?”
LOL! Hope that gave you a good laugh!
Two ladies were walking their dogs when they passed a department store. One of them suggested they go shopping, but both were held back by their four-legged companions. Then, one lady had an idea.
She smiled and said, “I’ve got this. Just follow my lead.”
She put on her glasses, walked up to the door, and the doorman stopped her, saying, “Sorry, no dogs allowed in the store.”
She turned around, pointed to her dog, and said, “I’m blind. This is my seeing dog.”
The doorman, confused, asked, “But why a Doberman? Seeing dogs are usually retrievers or labs.”
She confidently responded, “Dobermans are becoming more popular—they’re loyal and trustworthy.”
The doorman shrugged, unsure how to argue, and let her in. She gave her friend a thumbs-up, signaling that the plan had worked.
Her friend stepped up, put on her glasses, and walked past the doorman with her dog in tow. He stopped her, saying, “Sorry, no dogs allowed.”
She replied, “I’m blind, and this is my seeing dog.”
The doorman squinted at her dog and asked, “But… why a Chihuahua?”
She gasped and said, “A Chihuahua?! They gave me a Chihuahua?!”
