The wife decided to check her husband’s phone and noticed a few strange contact names:
- Tender One
- Amazing One
- Lady of My Dreams
Curious, she called “Tender One,” and his mother picked up.
Next, she dialed “Amazing One,” and his sister answered.
But when she called the third number, her phone started ringing… It was her husband’s phone!
She burst into tears, feeling guilty for ever doubting him. To make up for it, she handed over her entire month’s salary.
What did he do with the money? He bought a gift for his girlfriend, whose number was saved as… Gafoor The Mechanic.
LOL!!
Here’s another one for you:
One morning, a man was quietly reading his newspaper when his wife snuck up behind him and whacked him on the back of his head.
Shocked, he asked, “What was that for?”
The wife replied, “I found a piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name ‘Mary’ written on it!”
“Oh honey, remember when I went to the horse races two weeks ago?” the man said. “Mary was the name of one of the horses I bet on.”
Satisfied, the wife apologized, kissed him, and walked off.
But three days later, he was reading his paper again when she came back, this time slapping him across the face.
“Now what?” he asked, holding his cheek.
She grinned and said, “Your horse called.”
LOL!!
Hope this gave you a good laugh! Have a wonderful day!
