The Fabulous Flight Attendant and the Princess
So, I was on this flight, and the flight attendant—who was fabulous, by the way—was really living his best life. He was serving food and drinks with flair, practically strutting down the aisle like he was on a runway. He had the whole cabin in a good mood, making everything feel like a show.
As the plane began its descent, he sashayed up and down the aisle and made this announcement: “Captain Marvey has asked me to let you know that we’ll be landing the big, scary plane soon. So, lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be fabulous.”
But as he was making his way back, he spotted a super-stylish, exotic young woman who hadn’t budged an inch.
He put on his best dramatic voice: “Maybe you didn’t hear me over those big engines, but I asked you to raise your tray so our main man can safely land this beauty.”
The woman turned to him and said, “In my country, I’m called a Princess. I don’t take orders from anyone.”
Without missing a beat, the flight attendant responded, “Well, sweetie, in my country, I’m called a Queen—so guess what? I outrank you. Tray up, Bitch.”
The Blonde Tourist in Washington, DC
A blonde woman was visiting Washington, DC for the first time and decided to check out the Capitol building. Naturally, she got a little lost and asked a cop for directions: “Excuse me, officer, how do I get to the Capitol building?”
The cop, being helpful, said, “Just wait for the number 54 bus. It’ll take you straight there.”
She thanked him and off he went.
Fast forward three hours—sure enough, the officer drives by again, and there she is, still waiting at the bus stop.
He pulls over and says, “Uh, ma’am? I told you to wait for the 54 bus. It’s been three hours. Why are you still here?”
The blonde looks at him and says, “Don’t worry, officer. The 45th bus just went by. It won’t be long now!”
Hope that gave you a good laugh! Wishing you a smile-filled day ahead!
