Till Death Do Us (Not Quite) Part
A husband and wife were married for decades, and their arguments were the stuff of legend. Neighbors could hear them shouting late into the night, and the husband had a favorite threat:
“When I die, I’ll dig my way out of the grave and haunt you for the rest of your life!”
People in the neighborhood were terrified of him—he seemed to enjoy that.
Then, at the ripe old age of 98, the man finally passed away.
After the funeral, the neighbors, still uneasy, asked the widow, “Aren’t you afraid he might actually dig his way out and come after you?”
She smirked and said, “Let him try. I had him buried upside down, and I know he’ll never ask for directions.”
A Camping Trip to Remember
An elderly couple went on a camping trip, pitched their tent under the stars, and drifted off to sleep.
In the middle of the night, the wife shook her husband awake.
“Look at the sky and tell me what you see.”
Still groggy, the husband looked up. “I see millions and millions of stars.”
“And what do you make of that?” she asked.
He thought for a moment. “Well, if there are millions of stars, and some have planets, then there’s a chance that a few planets are like Earth. And if there are planets like Earth, there could be life out there!”
A long silence followed.
Then the wife sighed and said, “No, honey. It means somebody stole our tent.”
