A priest and a taxi driver both went to heaven.

The driver’s face was ghostly white, and people were scrambling everywhere.

Luckily, no one was hurt.

The passenger jumped out of the cab, furious. “What the heck, man?! Are you drunk? Are you falling asleep at the wheel?”

The driver quickly apologized, “I’m sorry, sir. I’m perfectly fine. It’s just that… it’s my first day driving a taxi.”

The passenger, even angrier now, snapped, “So what?! Is this your first day driving, too?”

“No, sir,” the driver said. “I’ve been driving since high school, and I’ve been driving all my life. But this is my first day driving a taxi… I’ve spent the last 20 years driving a hearse.”

Hope that gave you a good laugh! Have an awesome day!