First Day of School Humor
On the first day of school, the teacher asked one of the students, “What are your parents’ names?”
The student replied, “My dad’s name is Laughing, and my mom’s name is Smiling.”
The teacher, a bit confused, said, “Are you kidding me?”
The student shook their head and said, “No, Kidding is my brother. I’m Joking.” 😂
A Drunk Man on a Bus
A drunk guy stumbles onto a bus and asks the driver, “How long is the trip between Limerick and Cork?”
“About two hours,” the driver responds.
The drunk, looking puzzled, asks, “Then how long is the trip from Cork to Limerick?”
The now-irritated driver replies, “It’s still about two hours. Why would it be any different?”
Hope that gave you a good laugh! Feel free to share these with your friends! 😄
