“No worries, they’re here if you wanted to,” the manager insisted.
This went on for several more minutes, with the woman insisting that she didn’t use anything and didn’t owe the full price. Finally, she paid up.
The manager was stunned when she handed him a check for only $50. “But ma’am, this is only $50!”
“That’s right,” she smirked. “I charged you $200 for sleeping with me.”
The manager’s eyes widened. “But I didn’t—!”
“Well, too bad. I was here, and you could have,” she shot back.
Don’t mess with seniors—they’ve been around long enough to know how to win the game! 😄
Hope these stories brought a smile to your face today!
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