A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband coming home.
“Quick, stand in the corner!” she whispered. She slathered him in baby oil, dusted him with powder, and told him, “Don’t move. Pretend you’re a statue.”
The husband walked in and asked, “What’s this?”
“Oh, it’s a statue,” she said. “The Smiths got one, and I liked it, so I got us one, too.”
No more was said, and they went to bed. Around 2 AM, the husband got up, grabbed a sandwich and beer, and brought them to the “statue.”
He handed them to it and said, “I stood like that at the Smiths’ for two days, and nobody offered me anything!”