A Cowboy’s Quirky Adventures: Two Hilarious Tales
The Case of the Missing Horse
A cowboy, worn out from the trail and covered in dust, rides into town and ties up his horse outside the local saloon. After a well-deserved drink, he heads back outside, only to find that his horse is gone!
Fuming, he storms back inside, slams his fist on the bar, and bellows, “Alright, I’m gonna have one more drink. And if my horse ain’t back by the time I finish, I’ll do what I did back in Texas! And trust me, you don’t want me to do that!”
The room goes silent. The bartender’s face pales. The cowboys at the poker table exchange uneasy looks.
The cowboy takes his time, slowly finishing his drink, then steps back outside. And sure enough, his horse is right where he left it.
As he saddles up, the nervous bartender steps out and asks, “Uh, sir… what exactly did you do back in Texas?”
The cowboy tips his hat and says with a grin, “I walked home.”
LOL!! Talk about a cowboy who knows how to handle things his way!
A Texas Cowboy Walks Into a Bar…
A cowboy who’s just moved from Texas to Montana walks into a bar and orders three mugs of beer. He sits down at the back of the room and takes a sip from each one, savoring them in turn.
When he finishes all three, he orders three more.
The bartender, puzzled, walks up and says, “You know, these beers go flat after I draw them. They’ll taste much better if you just order them one at a time.”
The cowboy responds with a smile, “Well, you see, I have two brothers—one in Arizona, the other in Colorado. When we left Texas, we promised we’d drink this way to remember the good old days when we drank together. So, I’m having one beer for each of my brothers and one for myself.”
The bartender nods in understanding and doesn’t press the matter further.
The cowboy becomes a regular, always ordering three beers in his unique way.
One day, though, he walks in and orders only two beers. The room falls deathly silent. Everyone notices.
When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender hesitantly says, “I’m sorry for your loss. My condolences.”
The cowboy looks confused for a moment, then a grin spreads across his face. “Oh, no, no, everyone’s fine,” he says, chuckling. “It’s just that my wife and I joined the Baptist Church, and I had to quit drinking.”
With a wink, he adds, “But my brothers? They’re still going strong!”
LOL! This cowboy sure knows how to keep things interesting.
These good ol’ cowboy tales will have you grinning all day! A little humor and a lot of heart go a long way. Here’s to making you smile! Have a great day!
