🐂 The Three Bulls and the New Giant – A Hilarious Ranch Tale

Three bulls were living the good life on a ranch when they overheard some bad news… the rancher was bringing in another bull.

The Bulls’ Reactions:

🐂 First Bull: “I’ve been here five years. I’m not giving this new guy a single one of my 100 cows!”

🐂 Second Bull: “I’ve put in three years of hard work. I’ve earned my 50 cows, and I’m keeping every last one.”

🐂 Third Bull: “I’ve only been here a year, and you two barely let me have 10 cows. I may be the smallest, but I’m keeping all 10 of mine!”

Enter the New Guy…

Just then, an 18-wheeler rolls into the ranch. The trailer door swings open, and out steps the biggest bull they’ve ever seen—a 4,700-pound beast whose every step makes the steel ramp groan under his weight.

😳 First Bull: “You know… I think I can spare a few cows for our new friend.”

😅 Second Bull: “Yeah, now that I think about it, I’ve got too many cows to manage anyway. He can take a few… or all of them, really.”

They glance over at the smallest bull—who is pawing the dirt, shaking his horns, and snorting furiously.

🤨 First Bull: “Son, don’t be stupid. Just give up your cows and live to see another day!”

💪 Third Bull: “Oh, he can have ALL my cows. I just want to make sure he knows I’m a bull—not a cow!” 😆