A man driving by a farm spotted a big, healthy cow and decided he had to have it.
🤑 Man: “I’ll give you $500 for that cow.”
👨🌾 Farmer: “Sorry, he’s not for sale. He doesn’t look too good.”
🧐 Man: “He looks fine to me! How about $1,000?”
👨🌾 Farmer: “Still not for sale. He doesn’t look too good.”
💰 Man: “Alright, $1,500! Final offer!”
👨🌾 Farmer: “Well… if you want him that bad, he’s yours.”
The man takes the cow home, only to storm back the next day furious.
😡 Man: “Hey! You sold me a blind cow!”
👨🌾 Farmer: shrugs “Told ya… he didn’t look too good.” 🤷♂️
😂 LOL! Hope this gave you a good laugh!
🐄 The Naming Game 🌸🐮
On a farm, a momma cow had four calves.
🐮 Calf #1: “Momma, why is my name Rose?”
👩👧 Momma Cow: “Because, sweetie, a rose petal fell on your head when you were born.”
🐮 Calf #2: “Momma, why am I called Lily?”
👩👧 Momma Cow: “Because a lily petal landed on your head when you were born.”
🐮 Calf #3: “Momma, why did you name me Daisy?”
👩👧 Momma Cow: “Because a daisy petal fell on your head when you were born.”
🐮 Calf #4: “Huh Ruh Buh Duh!!!”
👩👧 Momma Cow: “Hush, Cinderblock.” 😆
😂 Hope this made you smile! Have a fantastic day!
