5. The Husband’s “Creative” Hotel Bill Strategy
A couple checked out of a fancy hotel with a $350 bill. The husband protested. “We didn’t use any of these services!”
“They were available,” said the receptionist.
The husband wrote a $50 check and said, “This is for sleeping with my wife.”
The receptionist blinked. “But we didn’t!”
“Well, she was available!”
6. A Harvard Grad vs. A Blonde on a Flight
A Harvard graduate challenged a blonde on a flight to a game:
“I’ll ask you a question. If you don’t know the answer, you owe me $5. If I don’t know yours, I’ll owe you $500.”
He asked, “What’s the distance between Earth and Mars?”
She handed him $5.
Her turn: “What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?”
He Googled it, asked around, but couldn’t figure it out. Frustrated, he handed her $500.
She smiled and said, “I don’t know either. Here’s your $5.”
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