Last night, Dave had one too many drinks at the bar. This morning, still a bit tipsy, he strolled into his regular coffee shop. With his shirt half – untucked and one shoe missing, he didn’t even notice.
He walked up to the counter, gave the barista a big, goofy grin and slurred, “Give me the strongest coffee you’ve got, so I can find my other shoe… or maybe the rest of my brain!”
The barista just looked at him, trying not to laugh, and thought, “Just another day with these wild customers.”
The Moon or the Sun Argument
Two drunks were wandering around.
One of them looked up at the sky and said, “What a beautiful night! Look at that bright moon.” The other drunk stopped, stared at his friend, and said, “You’re out of your mind. That’s not the moon; that’s the sun!” They started arguing loudly.
Just then, they saw another drunk passing by, so they stopped him.
“Hey, sir! Please help us settle this. Is that thing in the sky the moon or the sun?” The third drunk glanced at the sky, then at them, and said nonchalantly,
“Sorry, guys. I’m just passing through. I don’t know what’s what around here, and I sure don’t know my celestial bodies when I’m this drunk!”
