A police officer pulled over an elderly woman named Margaret for speeding. She rolled down her window, flashing a sweet smile.
“Ma’am, do you know how fast you were going?” the officer asked.
Margaret squinted at him, “Oh, honey, at my age, I don’t bother with the speedometer. I just try to keep up with traffic.”
The officer sighed. “Ma’am, there’s no traffic.”
She grinned. “Well, guess I must be winning then!”
The officer chuckled but stayed professional. “License and registration, please.”
Margaret began rummaging through her purse, pulling out tissues, hard candies, a sewing kit, and—was that a 20-year-old prune juice coupon?
“Oh dear,” she muttered. “I seem to have left my license at home.”
The officer raised an eyebrow. “That’s a problem, ma’am.”
Margaret sighed dramatically. “Yes, I suppose it is. But honestly, I don’t really need a license.”
The officer frowned. “Why not?”
She leaned in, whispering like she was sharing a secret. “Well, I don’t technically own this car.”
The officer straightened up. “Wait, whose car is this?”
Margaret waved her hand dismissively. “Oh, I’m not sure. But I borrowed it from a guy at the gas station.”
The officer stepped back. “Ma’am, are you telling me you stole this car?”
Margaret gasped. “Well, when you put it that way, it sounds bad.”
Before the officer could process, backup arrived, and soon several police cars surrounded her. A senior officer approached and asked, “Ma’am, may I see some ID?”
Margaret smiled sweetly and handed him her driver’s license.
The officer blinked. “Ma’am, this is valid… and this is your car.”
Margaret patted the dashboard proudly. “Of course it is! I’ve been driving it for years.”
The first officer stammered, “B-but… you said you stole it!”
Margaret winked. “Oh, officer, you young folks never listen. I bet I never told you I was speeding either!”
The senior officer sighed, shook his head, and waved her off. “Have a nice day, ma’am.”
Margaret chuckled to herself as she drove away, muttering, “Works every time.”
LOL! Hope this gave you a good laugh! And here’s another one for you!
An elderly woman called 911 on her cell phone, hysterical. “They’ve stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, and even the accelerator!” she cried.
The dispatcher calmed her down, “Stay calm, ma’am. An officer is on the way.”
A few minutes later, the officer radioed in. “Disregard,” he said. “She got in the back seat by mistake.”
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