A man wandering through the scorching Sahara, desperate for water, spots something in the distance. Hopeful, he stumbles toward it—only to find an old Jewish man sitting at a table, selling neckties.
“Please,” the man gasps, “I’m dying of thirst. Do you have any water?”
“I don’t have water,” the vendor replies, “but I can sell you a stylish tie. This one would look great with your robes!”
“Are you insane? I need water, not a tie!”
“Alright, alright,” the vendor sighs. “I’ll help you out. Just four miles over that hill, there’s a restaurant. They’ll give you all the water you need.”
The man mutters a quick thanks and stumbles away.
Three hours later, he crawls back, exhausted.
“You found it, right?” the vendor asks.
“Oh, I found it,” the man wheezes. “But they wouldn’t let me in without a tie.”
Desert Island Dilemma
A man is stranded on a deserted island with just a sheep and a dog.
After a few lonely months, the sheep starts looking… well, pretty appealing. But every time he gets close, the dog growls, baring its teeth.
One night, he distracts the dog with food and sprints back to the sheep—only to find the dog glaring at him, leash chewed through.
Frustrated, he sits by the shore, staring at the horizon. Suddenly, a stunning woman in a tight wetsuit emerges from the waves.
“Wow! You must be lonely,” she says. “Is there anything I can do for you?”
The man’s eyes light up.
“Actually… could you take the dog for a walk?”
Dino-Wishes Gone Wrong
Three dinosaurs stumble upon a magic lamp in the desert.
The genie pops out. “You each get one wish!”
The first dinosaur thinks. “I want a huge, juicy steak!”
POOF—a massive steak appears.
The second dinosaur grins. “I want a shower of meat!”
BOOM—meat rains from the sky.
The third dinosaur smirks. “I want a MEATIER shower!”
And that’s how the dinosaurs went extinct.
