So, Little Johnny lets one rip in class, and his teacher is not having it. She kicks him out in a flash! Johnny heads outside, but he can’t stop laughing.
The principal strolls by, sees him sitting there, and asks, “Johnny, why are you sitting outside laughing?”
Johnny replies, “I farted in class, and the teacher threw me out.”
The principal looks confused and asks again, “Then why are you laughing?”
Johnny grins and says, “Because those idiots are stuck in there, smelling my fart, while I’m out here enjoying the fresh air!”
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Hope this made you laugh! Have a great day!!
Little Johnny’s Spelling Bee
In class, the teacher announces that they’re going to try a fun exercise to help everyone get to know each other—and improve their spelling. Each student must stand up, tell the class what their dad does for a living, spell it out, and say what he would give everyone if he were in the room.
The hands shoot up, and the teacher points to Marcy first. She says, “My father is a banker. B-A-N-K-E-R, and if he were here today, he’d give us all a shiny new penny.”
