Three men in a nursing home were having a lively discussion about getting older.
“Sixty is the worst age to be,” said the 60-year-old. “You’re always feeling like you have to pee, and when you get to the toilet, you stand there and nothing happens!”
The 70-year-old chuckled and said, “Ah, that’s nothing. When you hit 70, you can’t even poop anymore. You take laxatives, eat bran, sit on the toilet for hours—and still, nothing comes out!”
The 80-year-old, shaking his head, said, “Eighty is the worst age of all.”
The 60-year-old, intrigued, asked, “Do you have trouble peeing too?”
“No, not really,” replied the 80-year-old. “I pee every morning at 6:00 AM—like a racehorse on a flat rock. No problem at all.”
“Well, do you have trouble pooping?” asked the 70-year-old.
“Nope, I poop every morning at 6:30.”
At this point, the 60-year-old was getting frustrated. “Wait, let me get this straight. You pee at 6:00, poop at 6:30… so what’s so bad about being 80?”
The 80-year-old grinned and said, “I don’t wake up until 7:00.”
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Hope that gave you a good laugh! Now, here’s something else that’ll put a smile on your face!
An 8-Year-Old’s Thoughts on Grandparents:
Here’s how an 8-year-old describes grandparents:
“Grandparents are a lady and a man who have no little children of their own. They like other people’s kids.”
“A grandfather is a man, and a grandmother is a lady! They don’t have to do anything except be there when we come to visit… They’re so old, they shouldn’t run or play hard. It’s great when they drive us to the shops and give us money!”
