“When they take us for walks, they slow down to look at pretty leaves and caterpillars. They talk about the flowers’ colors and tell us why we shouldn’t step on cracks.”
“They don’t say, ‘Hurry up.’”
“Usually, grandmas are fat, but not so fat they can’t tie your shoes. They wear glasses and funny underwear. And they can take their teeth and gums out!”
“Grandparents don’t have to be smart. They answer questions like, ‘Why isn’t God married?’ and ‘How come dogs chase cats?’”
“When they read to us, they never skip a page, and they don’t mind if we ask for the same story over and over.”
“Everybody should try to have a grandma—especially if you don’t have a TV—because they’re the only grown-ups who like spending time with us.”
“They know we need snack-time before bed, say prayers with us, and kiss us—even when we’ve been bad.”
“Grandpa is the smartest man on earth! He teaches me good things, but I don’t get to see him enough to be as smart as him!”
And the funniest part? When they bend over, you hear gas leaks, and they blame the dog!
Send this to all the grandparents—or anyone who’s about to be one! It’s sure to brighten their day! 😊
