Getting a little irritated, he gave her a quick peck on the cheek and tried to get back to sleep.
Then, thirty seconds later: “Then you used to bite my neck…”
At this point, he threw off the covers, got out of bed, and started heading for the door.
“Where are you going?” she asked.
He shot back, “To get my teeth!” 😆
The Weekend That Almost Cost Him
A man was recounting the events of the previous week to his buddies at the bar. It was payday, and after a night out with his friends, what started as one drink turned into a whole weekend of partying. He didn’t return home until Sunday night, ready to face the consequences.
“My wife wasn’t too happy about me disappearing for the whole weekend,” he said.
“What did she say?” his buddies asked.
He replied, “She went on and on, nagging me for what felt like forever, until finally, she asked how I’d feel if I didn’t see her for two or three days.”
“Well, what did you say?” they asked, intrigued.
“I told her it’d be fine by me!”
“So, did she leave?” they asked, eager for the punchline.
He smiled and said, “Well, no, she didn’t leave. But the joke’s on her—on the third day, my left eye opened up just a little bit.” 😂
Hope these stories gave you a good laugh!
