A defense lawyer had a clever argument for his client, a man accused of burglary.
“My client merely stuck his arm through the window and took a few small items. His arm is not him, so how can you punish the whole man for something only his limb did?”
The judge nodded. “Well argued. Using your logic, I sentence your client’s arm to one year in prison. He can accompany it or not—his choice.”
The defendant grinned, unstrapped his prosthetic arm, placed it on the bench… and walked out a free man.
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The $5 vs. $500 Airplane Bet
A lawyer sat next to a woman on a long flight and tried to start a conversation.
“Want to play a game?” he asked.
Exhausted, the woman shook her head. “No thanks. Just trying to get some sleep.”
The lawyer insisted. “Come on, it’s fun! I ask you a question—if you don’t know the answer, you give me $5. Then you ask me a question, and if I don’t know the answer, I’ll give you $500!”
That got her attention. She agreed.
The lawyer went first. “What’s the distance between the Earth and the Moon?”
Without a word, the woman pulled out a $5 bill and handed it to him.
“Okay,” he said. “Your turn.”
She thought for a moment. “What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?”
The lawyer was stumped. He pulled out his laptop, searched every database, even emailed his colleagues. Nothing.
An hour later, he woke the woman, handed her $500, and demanded, “Alright, what’s the answer?”
Without a word, she reached into her purse, handed him $5, and went back to sleep.
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The Lawyer’s Car Catastrophe
A lawyer had just bought a brand-new BMW and couldn’t wait to show it off. But as he stepped out of the car, an 18-wheeler smashed into the driver’s side door, ripping it clean off.
“NOOOO!” he screamed. “My car! My beautiful car! It’ll never be the same again!”
A cop pulled up, shaking his head. “You lawyers are so materialistic. You’re so worried about your car, you didn’t even notice—”
The lawyer cut him off. “My what?”
The cop pointed. “Your left arm. It’s gone.”
The lawyer gasped, looked down at his bloody shoulder, and screamed—
“MY ROLEX!!!”
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Hope these made you laugh! Have a great day! 🎉
