Four old friends, who hadn’t seen each other in 30 years, finally reunited at a party. After a few drinks, one of them stepped away to use the restroom, leaving the remaining three to brag about their sons.
The first man beamed, “My son is my pride and joy. He started at the bottom of a huge company, worked his way up, and now he’s the president! He’s so successful that he bought his best friend a top-of-the-line Mercedes for his birthday.”
The second man grinned, “That’s incredible! My son’s a pilot. He started as a regular employee for a major airline, trained hard, and now owns most of the company! He’s so rich he gave his best friend a brand-new private jet.”
The third man nodded proudly, “That’s amazing! My son became a top engineer, started his own construction company, and is now a multimillionaire. For his best friend’s birthday, he gifted a 30,000-square-foot mansion!”
Just as they finished, their fourth friend returned from the restroom. “What are you guys celebrating?” he asked.
One of them replied, “We’re just sharing how proud we are of our sons. What about yours?”
The fourth man smiled and said, “Well, my son’s gay and makes a living dancing at a nightclub.”
Silence. The other three looked at each other awkwardly.
Finally, one of them sighed, “Oh… that’s… that’s tough.”
The fourth man laughed. “Not really! His birthday was two weeks ago, and his three boyfriends gifted him a 30,000-square-foot mansion, a private jet, and a brand-new Mercedes. So yeah… he’s doing just fine!” 😆
Grandpa William’s Patience… Or Not?
At the grocery store, a woman found herself walking behind a grandfather and his wildly misbehaving grandson.
The little boy screamed for candy, threw items off the shelves, and generally caused chaos. But Grandpa? Cool as a cucumber.
In a steady voice, he said, “Easy, William, we won’t be long… stay calm, buddy.”
The tantrum escalated. Candy aisle destruction. A near-miss with a display of potato chips.
Still, Grandpa stayed calm: “It’s okay, William. Just a couple more minutes. Hang in there, buddy.”
At checkout, the child tossed groceries out of the cart like a tornado in toddler form. Yet Grandpa just sighed, “William, William… relax, pal. We’re almost home.”
Impressed, the woman followed them outside and finally spoke up.
“Sir, I have to say, your patience is incredible! No matter how much chaos your grandson caused, you kept your cool the entire time. William is so lucky to have a grandfather like you.”
Grandpa chuckled. “Thanks, but you’ve got it all wrong… I’m William. The little monster’s name is Kevin!” 🤦♂️😂
