An older woman was flying down the highway when she noticed flashing lights in her rearview mirror. Uh-oh…
👮 Officer: “Ma’am, do you know why I pulled you over?”
👵 Older Woman: “Is there a problem, Officer?”
👮 “Yes, ma’am. You were speeding. Can I see your license, please?”
👵 “I’d give it to you, but I don’t have one.”
👮 “You… don’t have one?”
👵 “Nope. Lost it four years ago—for drunk driving.“
👮 (Raises an eyebrow) “Okay… can I see your registration?”
👵 “Can’t do that either.”
👮 “Why not?”
👵 “I stole this car.“
👮 “YOU WHAT?!”
👵 “Yep. And I killed the owner and chopped him up. His body’s in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.”
The officer backs away slowly and calls for backup. Within minutes, five squad cars surround her vehicle. A senior officer approaches, hand hovering over his gun.
👮♂️ Senior Officer: “Ma’am, step out of the car, please.”
👵 “Is something wrong, sir?”
👮♂️ “One of my officers says you stole this car… and murdered the owner.“
👵 “Murdered? Me?!”
👮♂️ “Open the trunk, please.”
The woman pops the trunk—it’s completely empty.
👮♂️ “Ma’am, is this your car?”
👵 “Yes, officer. Here are the registration papers.”
The officer examines the documents, looking more confused by the second.
👮♂️ “My officer also said you don’t have a license.”
The woman pulls out her purse and hands him her valid driver’s license. Now the officer is totally baffled.
👮♂️ “Ma’am, my officer reported that you don’t have a license, you stole this car, and you murdered the owner.“
👵 (Shakes her head, sighs) “Bet that liar told you I was speeding too!”
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