The Train Ticket Scam 🚆
Three Scots and three Irishmen are traveling by train to a conference.
At the station, the Irishmen each buy a ticket, while the Scots only buy ONE.
☘ Irishman: “How are three of you traveling with just one ticket?”
🏴☠️ Scotsman: “Watch and learn.”
On the train, the three Scots cram into a bathroom and close the door.
When the conductor knocks, saying, “Ticket, please.”
🚪 A single arm emerges from the bathroom, handing him a ticket. The conductor moves on.
The Irishmen are amazed.
On the way home, they decide to copy the trick. This time, they buy just one ticket. But then… they notice something weird—
The Scots didn’t buy ANY ticket at all.
☘ Irishman (confused): “How are you going to ride the train with NO ticket?”
🏴☠️ Scotsman (grinning): “Watch and learn.”
As soon as they board, the Irishmen cram into one bathroom, while the Scots hide in another nearby.
A minute later, one of the Scots quietly sneaks out, walks over to the Irishmen’s bathroom… and knocks on the door.
💬 “Ticket, please.”
😂😂😂
