Father Murphy’s Pub Lesson 🍻
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal and spots a man at the bar.
“Do you want to go to heaven?” he asks.
“Of course, Father,” the man replies.
“Then leave this pub right now!”
He turns to another man. “Do you want to go to heaven?”
“Certainly, Father!”
“Then get out of this den of sin!”
Finally, he approaches O’Toole. “Do you want to go to heaven?”
“No, I don’t, Father,” O’Toole says.
The priest stares him down. “You mean to tell me that when you die, you don’t want to go to heaven?”
O’Toole grins. “Oh, when I die? Absolutely. I thought you were getting a group together to go right now!” 😆
Little Johnny’s Bathroom Revelation 🚽
A Sunday school teacher wanted to make sure his preschoolers understood that Jesus wasn’t just a baby at Christmas—He grew up and lives on.
So he asked, “Where is Jesus today?”
Steven confidently answered, “He’s in heaven.”
Mary sweetly replied, “He’s in my heart.”
Then Little Johnny shot his hand up, waving wildly. “I know! I know! He’s in our bathroom!”
The class fell silent. The teacher, confused, finally asked, “Johnny, why do you think Jesus is in your bathroom?”
Little Johnny shrugged, “Because every morning, my dad bangs on the door and yells, ‘Jesus Christ, are you still in there?!’” 🤣
The Billionaire Prayer 💰⏳
A man, pondering the mysteries of life, asks God,
“Lord, how long is a billion years to you?”
God replies, “A billion years is just a second to me.”
Amazed, the man asks, “Then how much is a billion dollars to you?”
God smiles, “A billion dollars is like a penny to me.”
The man grins. “Well then, God, can I have a penny?”
God chuckles, “Sure. In a sec.” 😆
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