One day, a woman was out playing golf when she hit her ball into the woods. As she went searching for it, she stumbled upon a frog trapped in a small cage.
The frog, looking up at her, said, “If you release me from this trap, I’ll grant you three wishes.”
Curious, the woman freed the frog, and it immediately spoke again. “Thank you, but there’s a catch—whatever you wish for, your husband will get ten times more or better!”
The woman thought for a moment, then said, “That sounds okay. Let’s do this.”
For her first wish, she said, “I want to be the most beautiful woman in the world.”
The frog hesitated and warned, “Just so you know, this will make your husband the most handsome man in the world too, and women will flock to him.”
She smiled and replied, “That’s fine, because I’ll be the most beautiful woman, and he’ll only have eyes for me.”
With a snap of the frog’s fingers, KAZAM—she became the most beautiful woman in the world!
For her second wish, she asked, “I want to be the richest woman in the world.”
The frog nodded and said, “That will make your husband the richest man in the world too, and he’ll be ten times richer than you.”
The woman, ever the optimist, said, “That’s perfectly fine. What’s mine is his, and what’s his is mine.”
And KAZAM—she became the richest woman in the world!
The frog, now ready to grant her third wish, asked, “What would you like for your final wish?”
Without skipping a beat, she replied, “I’d like a mild heart attack.”
