1️⃣ The Man Who Stayed Faithful… and Regretted It
Three men arrive at Heaven’s gates. The angel tells them, “Your ride across the bridge to Heaven depends on how faithful you were in your last relationship.”
🚗 First guy: “I was with my wife for 5 years… cheated 3 times.” → Gets an old pickup truck.
🚙 Second guy: “11 years, cheated once.” → Gets a Mercedes.
🏎️ Third guy: “20 years, never cheated. We truly loved each other.” → Gets a gold-edition Lamborghini!
Proud of his reward, the third guy speeds past the others. But later, the two men find him sobbing at a diner.
“Dude, what’s wrong? You made it to Heaven in a Lambo!”
Through tears, he mutters, “30 minutes ago, I passed my wife… she was on a skateboard.” 😭🤣
2️⃣ The Closet Repairman
A woman’s closet door keeps falling off every time a bus drives by. So, she calls a repairman.
He checks it out and says, “I’ll stand inside and see what’s causing it. Just shut the door behind me.”
At that moment, her husband comes home, opens the closet, and sees a man standing inside.
😡 Husband: “What the hell are you doing in my closet?!”
😰 Repairman: “Uh… you’re not gonna believe this, but… I’m waiting for a bus.” 🚎😂
3️⃣ The Drunk Husband’s Math Problem
A woman is in bed with her lover when she hears her husband’s keys in the door.
😨 Wife: “Stay calm. He’s so drunk, he won’t even notice you.”
Sure enough, her husband stumbles into bed without a clue… until he sees six feet sticking out.
😳 Husband: “Wait a minute! There are six feet in this bed. There should only be four! What’s going on?!”
Wife: “Honey, you’re drunk. You miscounted. Get up and try again.”
So, the husband gets out of bed, counts again…
“One, two, three, four… Oh, okay. My bad.” 🤦♂️😂
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