Two engineering students were cycling across a university campus. One of them asked,
Two engineering students were cycling across a university campus. One of them asked,
“Hey, where’d you get this awesome bike?”
The other engineer responded,
“Well, yesterday I was just strolling along, minding my own affairs. Then out of the blue, this gorgeous woman rides up on this very bike. She tosses it on the ground, strips off all her clothes, and says, ‘Take whatever you like.'”
The first engineer nodded in agreement and commented,
“Smart move. Chances are, her clothes wouldn’t have fit you anyhow.”
