One morning at daybreak, a mother entered her son’s room to rouse him.
“Get up, son. It’s time to head to school!”
“But why, Mom? I don’t feel like going.”
“Give me two justifications for not wanting to go.”
“Well, first of all, the kids dislike me, and secondly, the teachers also have an aversion to me!”
“Oh, that’s hardly a valid excuse for skipping school.
Come on, get ready now.”
“Give me two reasons why I ought to go to school.”
“Well, to start with, you’re 52 years old.
And furthermore, you’re the Principal!”