Grandma Walks Into a Bar… and Things Get Hilarious! 🍸😂
An elderly lady, feeling a little too festive, stumbles into a bar just before closing time. She wobbles onto a stool and slurs,
“Barbender, barbender, I’d like a Martoutsy.”
The bartender, holding back a chuckle, hands her a Martini instead. She downs it in one gulp and immediately calls out:
“Barbender, I’ll have another Martoutsy!”
Again, he serves her a Martini. By now, she’s leaning heavily forward, barely holding on.
A few minutes later, she waves him over and grumbles:
“Barbender, your Martoutsys are giving me heartburn!”
The bartender sighs, leans in, and says:
“Ma’am, first of all, I’m a bartender, not a ‘barbender.’ Second, you’re drinking Martinis, not ‘Martoutsys.’ And third… that’s not heartburn—your purse is in the ashtray.” 😂🔥
