Hilarious Baby Birth Stories: A Dose of Humor for Parents-to-be!
The Doctor and the Talking Baby A pregnant woman is on the delivery table, legs up in the stirrups, ready to give birth. Just as things are getting intense, the doctor notices something unusual: the top of a tiny head starts to push through.
Then, to everyone’s shock, the baby pops its head out and says, “Are you my dad?”
The doctor, a bit startled, responds, “No, I’m your doctor!”
And just like that, the baby retreats back inside.
“Damn!” says the doctor, scratching his head in confusion.
A few minutes later, the head reappears again. “Are you my dad?” asks the baby once more.
“No, I’m your doctor!” replies the doctor, starting to feel a little frustrated. Once again, the baby vanishes back into the womb.
At this point, the doctor turns to the nurse and says, “Nurse, get the baby’s father in here immediately—we’ve got a situation on our hands!”
Soon enough, the father enters the room, and sure enough, the baby’s head pops out again.
“Are you my dad?” the baby asks eagerly.
The father smiles proudly and says, “Yes, little one, I’m your father.”
With that, the baby reaches up and starts poking his dad in the forehead with his little finger.
“How do you like that?” the baby says with a mischievous grin.
A 65-Year-Old New Mom and Her Baby A 65-year-old woman had recently given birth with the help of modern fertility technology. After she was discharged, her relatives were eager to meet the newborn.
“Can we see the baby?” one of them asked.
“Not yet,” the mother replied. “Let me make coffee, and we can chat for a while first.”
Thirty minutes later, another relative asked, “Can we see the baby now?”
“No, not yet,” said the mother.
After a few more minutes, they asked again, “May we see the baby now?”
“No, not yet,” she repeated.
Getting a bit impatient, they finally asked, “Well, when can we see the baby?”
The mother smiled and replied, “WHEN HE CRIES!”
“Why do we have to wait until he CRIES?” they asked, puzzled.
“Because I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, OKAY?!” she snapped back.
The Great Crib Mystery Two babies were sitting in their cribs when one baby shouted to the other, “Are you a little girl or a little boy?”
“I don’t know,” replied the other baby, giggling.
“What do you mean, you don’t know?” asked the first baby, puzzled.
“I mean, I don’t know how to tell the difference,” came the reply.
“Well, I do,” said the first baby, chuckling. “I’ll climb into your crib and find out.”
So the baby carefully crawled into the other crib, then quickly disappeared under the blankets. After a few moments, he popped up with a big grin and proudly said, “You’re a little girl, and I’m a little boy!”
“You’re so clever!” the baby girl exclaimed. “But how did you figure it out?”
“Well, it’s easy,” said the baby boy with a smile. “You’ve got pink socks, and I’ve got blue ones.”
LOL! Who knew baby humor could be so hilarious? If these stories gave you a good laugh, share them with your friends who need a little humor break today! 😄
