A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again

The Hilarious Notes of a Wife and Husband’s Misunderstanding!

A woman, fed up with her husband always coming home late, decided to leave him a note that read, “I’ve had enough and I’m leaving you. Don’t bother coming after me.”
Then, she tucked herself under the bed, eager to see his reaction.

Soon enough, her husband walked in, and she could hear him rummaging around the kitchen before heading toward the bedroom.

She watched him pick up the note, and after a few moments, he started writing something down. Then, he grabbed the phone and dialed a number.

“She’s finally gone… Yeah, I know, it’s about time, right? I’m coming over to see you. Put on that sexy French nightie… I love you… Can’t wait to see you…” he said, as he hung up the phone, grabbed his keys, and rushed out the door.

The wife, seething with rage and tears welling in her eyes, waited for the car to drive away before crawling out from under the bed. Furious, she snatched up the note to read what he had written.

It said: “I can see your feet. We’re out of bread: I’ll be back in five minutes.”

LOL! 😆 Isn’t that just the best plot twist?


A Heartfelt Story with a Twist of Humor
A wife had stood faithfully by her husband’s side for months, caring for him as he struggled through difficult times. She was there when he was shot, when he lost his job, and when his business failed. No matter the challenge, she never wavered.