A woman walks into Cabela’s to buy a fishing rod and reel for her son’s birthday. Not knowing a thing about fishing gear, she randomly picks one and heads to the counter.
The clerk behind the register is wearing dark glasses. She approaches him and asks, “Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?”
He replies, “Ma’am, I’m completely blind, but if you drop it on the counter, I can tell you everything about it just from the sound.”
Skeptical but curious, she lets it fall onto the counter.
The clerk listens and says, “That’s a 6-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel and 10-pound test line. It’s a solid all-around combo, and lucky for you, it’s on sale this week for just $20.”
Amazed, she exclaims, “That’s incredible! I’ll take it.”
As she reaches into her purse for her wallet, her credit card slips out and lands on the floor.
Without missing a beat, the clerk says, “Oh, that sounds like a MasterCard.”
She bends down to pick it up and, unfortunately, lets out a little fart.
Embarrassed, she freezes. There’s no way the blind clerk could know it was her… right?
The man rings up her purchase and says, “That’ll be $34.50.”
Puzzled, she asks, “Wait… didn’t you say the rod and reel were $20? How did it jump to $34.50?”
He smiles and replies, “Yes, ma’am. The rod and reel are $20, but the Duck Call is $11, and the Catfish Bait is $3.50.”
Without another word, she swipes her MasterCard and walks out.
😂 LOL!! Hope this gave you a good laugh! Have a great day!
💎 And One More for the Road…
A lady walks into a fancy jewelry store.
She browses around, spots a gorgeous diamond bracelet, and bends over to take a closer look.
That’s when it happens. She accidentally lets one rip.
Mortified, she looks around, praying no one noticed. But when she turns around, she sees a salesman standing right behind her.
Cool as a cucumber, he greets her with total professionalism, saying, “Good morning, ma’am. How may we help you today?”
Desperately hoping he hadn’t heard, she nervously asks, “Uh… sir, how much is this bracelet?”
Without missing a beat, he replies, “Ma’am, if you farted just looking at it, you’re gonna crap yourself when I tell you the price.”
😂 LOL!! Hope this joke made you smile! Have a fantastic day!
