Hitting that midday slump? A good laugh might be just the thing to snap you out of it. Here are 11 hilarious jokes guaranteed to lift your spirits and add some fun to your day. Whether you’re into quick wit, silly animals, or quirky situations, this list has something for everyone. Get ready to laugh out loud!
1. Drink Down
A guy walks into a bar and orders two shots. He drinks both, leaves, and repeats this every day.
Curious, the bartender finally asks, “Why always two shots?”
The guy replies, “One for me, one for my brother. He used to live nearby, but now he’s far away.”
After a while, the guy orders only one shot.
The bartender, worried, asks, “Is your brother okay?”
The guy says, “Yeah, he’s fine. I just quit drinking.”
2. Penguin Parade
A police officer pulls over a trucker and hears strange noises coming from the trailer. Inside? 50 penguins.
“Why do you have 50 penguins in your truck?” the officer asks.
“They’re my buddies,” the driver says. “We travel together.”
“You need to take them to the zoo,” the officer replies.
The driver agrees and leaves. The next day, the officer pulls over the same truck and hears the same sounds. When he checks, the penguins are still there.
“I told you to take them to the zoo!” the officer says.
“I did!” the driver responds. “They had a blast. Today, we’re heading to the beach!”
3. The Plasterer
A duck waddles into a bar and orders a beer and a ham sandwich.
The bartender stares and says, “Wait—You’re a duck!”
The duck replies, “That’s obvious.”
“And you talk!” says the bartender, shocked.
“And you hear well,” the duck quips. “Now, about that beer and sandwich?”
After a few weeks, the bartender tells a circus manager about the amazing duck. The circus manager’s intrigued and gives him a card.
The next day, the bartender says to the duck, “I found you an awesome job that pays well.”
“Where?” asks the duck.
“At the circus.”
“The circus?” the duck asks. “With the animals in cages and the people in trailers?”
“Yep.”
The duck shakes his head. “Why would they need a plasterer?”
