Hilarious Fishing Tales That’ll Make You Laugh!
Steve’s Fishing ‘Surprise’
Steve and his buddies were planning a fishing trip, but when the time came, Steve had to admit that he couldn’t go. His wife wouldn’t let him.
After a bunch of teasing and jokes, Steve headed home, frustrated. But the next week, when his friends arrived at the campsite, they were shocked to see Steve already there—chilling with a cold beer, fishing rod in hand, and a campfire glowing.
“How did you talk your wife into letting you come, Steve?” they asked.
Steve smiled and said, “I didn’t have to. Yesterday, I got home, slumped into my chair, and opened a beer to drown my sorrows. Then, my wife snuck up behind me, covered my eyes, and said, ‘Surprise!’ When I took her hands away, she was standing there in a beautiful see-through negligee and said, ‘Carry me to the bedroom, tie me to the bed, and you can do whatever you want.’ So, here I am!” 😄
The Salesman Who Sold a Boat and a Truck
A young man from Nebraska moves to Florida and gets a job at a big department store. On his first day, the manager asks, “Do you have any sales experience?”
“Yeah, I was one of the best footwear salesmen back in Omaha,” the guy replies. Impressed, the manager hires him and tells him he’ll check in after hours to see how he did.
The guy’s first day is tough, but he gets through it. After the store closes, the boss asks, “How many sales did you make today?”
“Just one,” the guy answers.
“Just one?! Our salespeople usually make 20-30 sales a day! How much was the sale?”
“$101,237.65.”
The boss is stunned. “What did you sell?”
“First, I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium fish hook. Then a large fish hook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. I asked where he was going fishing, and he said down the coast. So, I told him he needed a boat, so I sold him a twin-engine Boston Whaler. Then he said he didn’t think his car would pull it, so I took him to the automobile department and sold him a 4×4 truck with all the bells and whistles.”
“A guy came in for a fish hook, and you sold him a boat and a truck?” the boss asks, incredulously.
“No, no,” the guy replies. “He came in to buy diapers for his kid, and I said, ‘Dude, your weekend’s shot. You should go fishing.’” 😂
Fishing vs. Church—The Real Priorities
One Sunday, a young boy arrived late to Sunday school. His teacher, knowing he was usually very punctual, asked if something was wrong.
The boy replied, “I was going to go fishing, but my dad told me I needed to go to church instead.”
The teacher was impressed and asked if his father explained why church was more important than fishing.
“Yes, ma’am,” the boy said. “He said he didn’t have enough bait for both of us.” 🐟
These fishing tales are sure to have you laughing! Whether it’s a surprise fishing trip, an over-the-top sales pitch, or a boy’s honesty about priorities, these stories are bound to brighten your day! Share them with your friends for a good laugh!
