
An executive was interviewing a nervous young blonde for a position at his company. Wanting to get a feel for her personality, he asked:
π¬ βIf you could have a conversation with anyone, living or dead, who would it be?β
Without missing a beat, she confidently replied:
π βThe living one.β
Wellβ¦ sheβs not wrong! π
How would YOU answer this question? Drop your response in the comments! β¬οΈ
Emergency Call Gone Wrong ππ

A man calls the hospital, his voice frantic:
π£οΈ βMy wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!β
The doctor, staying calm, asks:
π¨ββοΈ βIs this her first child?β
The man yells back:
π‘ βNo, you idiot! This is her husband!β
πππ Some people really need a moment to think before they speak!
Tag a friend whoβd totally say something like this!