A bonde was interviewed

An executive was interviewing a nervous young blonde for a position at his company. Wanting to get a feel for her personality, he asked:

πŸ’¬ β€œIf you could have a conversation with anyone, living or dead, who would it be?”

Without missing a beat, she confidently replied:

πŸ‘‰ β€œThe living one.”

Well… she’s not wrong! πŸ˜‚

How would YOU answer this question? Drop your response in the comments! ⬇️


Emergency Call Gone Wrong πŸš‘πŸ“ž

A man calls the hospital, his voice frantic:

πŸ—£οΈ β€œMy wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!”

The doctor, staying calm, asks:

πŸ‘¨β€βš•οΈ β€œIs this her first child?”

The man yells back:

😑 β€œNo, you idiot! This is her husband!”

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Some people really need a moment to think before they speak!

Tag a friend who’d totally say something like this!