The Old Lady, the Officer, and a Hilarious Twist!
An elderly woman is speeding down the highway when she spots a police officer with a speed gun.
The officer signals for her to pull over, and as he walks up to her car, he asks with a smile:
“What’s the rush?”
“I’m late for work,” she responds quickly.
“Oh, really?” says the officer, clearly curious. “What do you do for work?”
“I’m a rectal distender,” she replies, without missing a beat.
“A what? A rectal distender? What exactly does that involve?”
The woman takes a deep breath and starts explaining.
“Well, first, I put in a finger, then another, and then I work my way up to three, four fingers, until my whole hand’s in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in. Then, little by little, I stretch it out until it’s about 6 feet wide.”
The officer, now completely baffled, asks, “And what in the world do you do with a 6-foot-wide… you know?”
With a mischievous grin, she replies: “I give him a speed gun and put him by the side of the road.”
And just like that, she drives away—leaving the officer speechless!
