A Rabbit Walks Into A Grocery Store

A Rabbit Walks into a Grocery Store…

A rabbit strolls into a grocery store and bangs his paws on the counter.

“I’ll take a pound of carrots!” he shouts.

The shopkeeper looks up, a bit startled, and says, “Sure, I’ll grab those for you. But please, no banging your paws on the counter.”

The rabbit takes the carrots and leaves.

The very next day, the rabbit returns, slamming his paws down on the counter again, yelling, “A pound of carrots!”

This time, the shopkeeper’s patience is starting to wear thin. “I’ll get you your carrots,” he says, “but if you keep banging your paws like that, you’re going to leave marks on the counter.”

The rabbit grabs his carrots and exits.

The following day, the rabbit walks in once more, and without hesitation, bangs his paws on the counter, demanding, “A pound of carrots!”

Now the shopkeeper is seriously annoyed. “Alright, listen up,” he says, “I’ll get you the carrots, but if you bang those paws one more time, I’m nailing them to the counter!”

The rabbit takes his carrots and leaves again.

The very next day, the rabbit comes back—calmly. He walks up to the counter and asks politely, “Do you sell nails?”

The shopkeeper, confused, replies, “This is a grocery store, not a hardware store! Why on earth would we sell nails?”

The rabbit grins and slams his paws on the counter again. “Well then, I’ll take a pound of carrots!”